Thursday, September 30, 2004
~Why did the chicken cross the road?? *To get to the other side ~Why did the computer cross the road?? *Because the program is a chicken ~What do you get when you cross a flea and a rabbit?? * Bugs bunny~Why are the Gorilla's nostrils so big?? *So they can pick their nose~ What type of chicken likes to go out at night?? *"Businesschicken"~How do you divide a banana to 1000 monkeys?? *You don't have to think about it: IT'S THE MONKEYS' BUSINESS!!!
3:39 AM
Just don't let me fall asleep, feeling empty again
