I [mjm] do solemly swear that I will support Linkin Park and defend the asses of Chester Charles Bennington, Michael Kenji Shinoda, Joesph Hahn, Bradford Philip Delson, Robert Gregory Bourdon and David Michael Farrell (aka: Phoenix) against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegance to the same, and that I will obey the orders of Officers appointed over me, in accordance to regulations. So help me God.